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ddvmor


I am the Jammie King!




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Date: May 29, 2008
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Yesterday my mother moved house. She moved from the New Forest, a nice safe 100 miles away, to Alveston... about 4 miles away.

Why does God hate me?

-- Edited by ddvmor at 08:41, 2008-05-29

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JonnyStead


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Mostly its because of your face - he hates your face - everytime he looks back at what he did with your face he hates himself and kills a puppy - thats how much your face upsets him.

Proof of Catfish being an Angel is in the fact that she can tolerate your face but only with medication - LOTS of medication -

I just make sure I force myself to throw up before I see you -

Its your face you see?

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ddvmor


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Is that what happened on Sunday morning? It wasn't a drink related chunder fit at all, was it?

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JonnyStead


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No, No Sunday was all down to me... and beer

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ddvmor


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So... you saw yourself in the mirror and it made you puke?

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JonnyStead


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Face - thats all I'm saying

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"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
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