The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
The only way to fix it is to let England, Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland all enter to create a Westen Europe Bloc and kick out some of the Countries that don't put in as much money.
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I aint no wide eyed rebel, but I aint no preachers son.
Personally I never watch it because its a load of old Horsegangles - and this year I was able to watch the RIcky Hatton fight with my brother and a good friend of mine instead - which was very cool!
(until the next morning when I was a bit hung over - but at least thats better than being violently sick due to the crappness of Euroknackers...)
-- Edited by JonnyStead at 21:02, 2008-05-27
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson