The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
That was funny! I had an Atari 600 and all I could program it to do was create a rainbow effect across the screen. Took ages to code it in too. It had a cool tomb raider game though.
Not THE tomb raider, but a 'collect all the diamonds from the maze of tombs before bad things happen to you' type thing. At the time it was cool. It's bugging me now cos I can't remember the name of it.