The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
New guide to 'irritating' EnglandEngland is a nation of "overweight, alcopop-swilling, sex- and celebrity-obsessed TV addicts", according to a new tourist guide book.
The latest edition of the Rough Guide says no other country is as "insular, self-important and irritating".
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"The English have become obedient consumers rather than active citizens, with brand loyalty the nearest thing to religious/spiritual belief."Oh dear.
I have, of course missed out the bits where we're complimented on our animal loving and out tea dring and other stuff. I mostly want to be maliciously inflammatory.
It's fizzy pop (like lemonade or cola) laced with alcohol. Popular with youngsters because it tastes sweet like soft drinks but gets them pi$$ed. Usually comes in and drunk from bottles.