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JonnyStead


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I'M ILL!!!!
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OK all I need help - I HAVE to go to work tomorrow - but I have Flu (not a cold, I'm a man, its flu) - and I feel like death -


I need a quick fix to either take tonight or first thing in the morning that will return my superROCKtype powers to me forewith (good word - write that down) -


Any thoughts? hmm hmm? pizza didnt work by the way - tried it...



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Susan


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Lemsip Max strength or Honey & Lemon mixed in a little hot water or early to bed with a hot water bottle or Vick's Vaporub rubbed on to your back and chest or Contact 400's and Sudafed nasal spray. 


Or a cool boss who won't mind you calling in sick and some



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VicM


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Sudafed 4 flu does it every time.  Is it man flu? (my boss tells me that only men gt man flu and it is worse than any other kind of flu, the only cure for which is numerous cups of tea served by a woman!!).

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It's Hot Toddy time dude! But don't take my word for it!


http://www.drinkstreet.com/searchresults.cgi?drinkid=1063&drinkname=category:12


Take it tonight. 



-- Edited by NateO at 21:22, 2004-12-28

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VicM


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So which cure did you decide upon in the end?

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ddvmor


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Dude!  What about a bowl of the Vickster's home made chicken and vegetable soup. It has sprouts in, you know.

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Andromeda


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Nyquil.


That's it.


All you need in one bottle.


(oh, and enough time to sleep off the nyquil coma.)



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Never heard of it - must be something you can't get over here!!


Darren - it was a TURKEY carcass I boiled for the stock - you can tell by the way it is MUCH MUCH bigger than a chicken!!



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I've had it, tastes like Jagermeister. Speaking of which, last night was a doosey!

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JonnyStead


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quote:
Originally posted by: ddvmor
"Dude!  What about a bowl of the Vickster's home made chicken and vegetable soup. It has sprouts in, you know."

I made it in through sheer power of will - but promptly got sent home -


Benalyn cold and flu has helped - but Vic's soup was the real deal! - thanks for all the advice guys - IM BACK - you can all sleep safe tonight! - LETS ROCK!



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Phew!  I was tossing & turning all night long.  I can look forward to an uninterrupted night tonight then.

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"Never heard of it - must be something you can't get over here!!

 



 


It's the best And it really does taste like jaggermeister. I think the cherry flavor tastes like Black Haus.



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Sounds like Night Nurse - remember: "Relieves tickly coughs, sore throat, runny nose, headaches, shivers & so aids restful sleep"


  Why can I remember that?



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"And it really does taste like jaggermeister."

Yanks drink this stuff for the hell of it, but I think Germans actually use it for cough syrup!


At my buddy's bachelor party, a mutual friend bought 150 shots of Jager for 8 people. We promptly drank them and we all proceeded to black out!




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VicM


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Never tried jager - where can I get some?  Our nights out end with flaming sambucca usually.  Of course, the tradition is to set fire to the sambucca in the glass and then drink it.  We generally find it far more effective to pour it into the mouth and then set fire to it!!

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Hmmm, I would've thought anywhere... Here's where you can buy a Jager guitar!


http://www.jager.com/catalog/catalogdtl.cfm?cat=4&id=100057



A buddy of mine lit a shot of bacardi 151 (proof) and spilled it all over his face, burning the ****e out of it. 80 proof probably won't burn you, but I was done with that kind of **** following that particular trip to the hospital!


Jager is a little like Sambucca, but it doesn't pack the same punch, it's only 70 proof I believe and tastes a little more cough syrupish.



-- Edited by NateO at 22:02, 2004-12-30

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Information for Jagerette/Jager Dude Program:


http://www.jager.com/frontdoor/info.cfm?type=jagerjobs


Yes!!



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NateO


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Not sure how this site works, but it looks like it's a go in the UK:


http://www.jagermusic.co.uk/



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JonnyStead


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Drinking cough syrup - I dunno, you guys...


Now lighter fluid, that's the kiddie!



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VicM


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I dunno - one of the Benylins (can't remember which one) is a lot like Drambuie!

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VicM


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I'll stick with sambucca I think!

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K!

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JonnyStead


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Or Meths...

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VicM


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I'm not THAT bad!!


Did D tell you my super cure for everything?!



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No, he did not.

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