The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
OK all I need help - I HAVE to go to work tomorrow - but I have Flu (not a cold, I'm a man, its flu) - and I feel like death -
I need a quick fix to either take tonight or first thing in the morning that will return my superROCKtype powers to me forewith (good word - write that down) -
Any thoughts? hmm hmm? pizza didnt work by the way - tried it...
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
Lemsip Max strength or Honey & Lemon mixed in a little hot water or early to bed with a hot water bottle or Vick's Vaporub rubbed on to your back and chest or Contact 400's and Sudafed nasal spray.
Or a cool boss who won't mind you calling in sick and some
Sudafed 4 flu does it every time. Is it man flu? (my boss tells me that only men gt man flu and it is worse than any other kind of flu, the only cure for which is numerous cups of tea served by a woman!!).
quote: Originally posted by: ddvmor "Dude! What about a bowl of the Vickster's home made chicken and vegetable soup. It has sprouts in, you know."
I made it in through sheer power of will - but promptly got sent home -
Benalyn cold and flu has helped - but Vic's soup was the real deal! - thanks for all the advice guys - IM BACK - you can all sleep safe tonight! - LETS ROCK!
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
Never tried jager - where can I get some? Our nights out end with flaming sambucca usually. Of course, the tradition is to set fire to the sambucca in the glass and then drink it. We generally find it far more effective to pour it into the mouth and then set fire to it!!
A buddy of mine lit a shot of bacardi 151 (proof) and spilled it all over his face, burning the ****e out of it. 80 proof probably won't burn you, but I was done with that kind of **** following that particular trip to the hospital!
Jager is a little like Sambucca, but it doesn't pack the same punch, it's only 70 proof I believe and tastes a little more cough syrupish.