The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Ooh! We had a guest from China visiting. I'm surprised they're allowed here (bit much free speech & all that). Alternatively I guess we could be being spied on.
They're welcome to give it a try the Commie basserds! - oops thats not nice is it?
And they're not basserds anyway - they are trying really hard (at least until the closing ceremony - when the giant baby eating robots will come crashing through the olympic sign poster in the stadium and start devouring the locals for fuel...)
Gees 1.3 billion of them and they STILL cant overthrow the 3 doddery old farts in the parliament building...
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
Those old farts have more henchmen than we have people in Britain though.
Oh, if they are snoping: Tibet is not part of China! Get out & give it back to the Tibetans!
I'm very glad to have made it to Beijing early enough to see a little of the original city. I'm sure by now they've probably just about finished their "sanitisation".
And if our friends have returned - they'll have to forgive me for being a little cynical about their recent 'desire' to chat over the issues of Tibet with the interested parties just now... cant imagine why that is...
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
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