The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I've not watched a second of Big Brother thank you very much. How could you een suggest such a thing. In fact I decree that It Is Treason To Watch Big Brother.
I just know how to put jam to good use.
I just thought they could do with an airing is all... and some jam....
I went into a goth shop on Monday morning & they had lots of corsets. The guy there made me try one on (he showed me his bone!!).
He laced me up so tight that the corset took inches off my waist and he told me that he liked what it did to my boobs!! (he also said "They're not small are they?").
D was present and didn't defend my honor at all - he just laughed.