The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I've just noticed that no-one has looked at Vic's Boobs for almost two weeks and feel unable to allow this frankly unacceptable situation to continue. Everyone should take a look at them right now, you hear me?
Oh no you don't - there's to be no stickyness here my dear.
I can't find my Marketing course folder - I'm supposed to be on study leave writing 3 assignments but without my folder I don't know what they are. Any guesses?
Oh yeah - and I have to write a 'Reflective Statement' giving a personal reflection of what I think I have learned as a consequence of studying this module!!
Darren, I've told you too many times not to mention your wife's boobs in public. It's practically pornograhic, not to mention the obvious embarassment that you caused the poor girl. If you do it again I shall kick your @ss. Hah!
I was browsing through the old threads and felt that, in the current climate of over-zealous bolloxations, it was only right that I chastize myself for such a poor-taste thread.
Thought I'd ressurect this one to tell you all about the new sign that has appeared above the bacon bun counter in the restaurant at my place of work. It reads: