Vic's Boobs

VicM · Baaaaa. No, really - Just Baaaaa.

RE: Vic's Boobs

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

Vic measured her..um bosom about an hour ago and again a couple of minutes ago. It's increased by an inch! All she's done in the meantime is eaten a Hazel Whirl from a big tin of Roses! I am now forcefeeding her Hazel Whirls in the hope that she will develop HUGE BAZONGAS!!!!!

Joe · Ah Pity Da Foo!

The answer to that is an obvous man one - one which i dont think would suit this forum

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

Interesting that despite the posting times, Vic's reply to my post appears to have appeared before the post in question.

She always did like to be on top.

(I may get into trouble for that one!)

Susan · Tickle me, Elmo! I'm Roger Moore's Stunt Double!

Will you guys please stop.
Some of us less well-endowed girls feel inferior already without you macho types expounding the virtues of big boobs.
We all know that despite men ALWAYS saying 'more than a handful is wasted' you'd all rather have something to bury your faces in.

Joe · Ah Pity Da Foo!

Now as a bloke I resent that stereotypical view of how we view women (just cuz its partially true doesnt justify anything

)

Sure well al like the idea of burrying our head there, but that is just a fantasy (for all but a lucky, lucky few ) infact, nost of he most beautiful women in the world dont have huge bazongas, the reason that they are so beautiful is because their bodies are in complete balance and they are happy with how they look and comfortable with the person that they are - and im not just talking about models here. I have some mates - one is absolutley drop dead gorgeous, a stunner in every sense of the word and the other, while not being a complete uglatron is quite plain - doesnt wear the fancy make up and short skirt etc - you all know what is coming next - the secod friend is the one that always gets asked out, and i reckon that the reason why is because she is always smiling, or laughing and just looks more natural.

And so ends the rant that shows that us blokes arent all obsessed with breasts.

Joe

(now im off to buy the sun

)

Susan · Tickle me, Elmo! I'm Roger Moore's Stunt Double!

Shannon · Newbie (be nice to me)

And so ends the rant that shows that us blokes arent all obsessed with breasts.

Dammit...

That's my whole angle...

Joe · Ah Pity Da Foo!

if we arent obsessed then how come we have came up with so may ways to describe them? ( and i know that this is against my previous statement but that was a bluff )

Im not gonna list them here cuz that would take up too much space - however you mustnt forget that a nice bum is just as good sometimes

Joe

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

Mmmmmm. Nice bums......

Sp4nD3xM4n · Newbie (be nice to me)

Personally, I find faces to be the most interesting and attractive part of a woman's body, in all aspects. Not only do you have eyes and smiles coming from it, but those lips can be so darned sexy...ahhhh. Mmm, big, puffy lips. Then again, they have to be right with the face, so too big looks nasty. Example: Julia Roberts.

VicM · Baaaaa. No, really - Just Baaaaa.

Lips?

Eyes I can understand but surely as long as the lips are in proportion to the rest of the face they can't be bad?

Personally I like mens bottoms.

Sp4nD3xM4n · Newbie (be nice to me)

It's not the lips...it's the lack of lips. Quite often, a face will be just a face, and barely a set of visible lips...blah. I like those puffy, kissable lips. Of course they have to be in proportion, but if proportion means that they are small...well, that says something about the face and how I like them.

MMmmm. I still remember my High School junior (11th grade) year crush. April Daley. Dark curly hair, in curls that I've seen no one else with, except people from back in the day (old times curls). She had the perfect body (short, yet perfectly perfect), and a face to drive a person mad. Too bad our date was cancelled by my stupid step-mother and grounding me for being out too late (ugh). I'd give my left big toe to marry that girl. She was also the sweetest girl you'll ever meet (as far as I know...been awhile).

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

Whose bottom?

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

By the way, Matt. You can't exactly bury your face in lips, can you? Unless they're REALLY big and fat and puffy - and that would just be gross!

VicM · Baaaaa. No, really - Just Baaaaa.

Ok - thanks Matt - I get the lips thing - I have to say that I prefer a nice set of kissable slightly fuller lips (on men of course) - I do understand the hardly able to see no lips problem!!

Darren - you wouldn't want to know who's bottom.

VicM · Baaaaa. No, really - Just Baaaaa.

I notice that Vic's boobs have generated the longest thread so far!

Edit: D'oh. Now I'm accidentally using Vic's sign in. I wish she'd go and get her own computer!

D.

Sketti · Bored Member

Hello all and my friend Darren.

Boobs, face, lips and buns. Huh, lets see, ok here is what I look for in a woman in order.

1. Must not have ever dated Darren!!!

2. Personality

3. Intelligence ( 1 & 3 kinda go together)

4. Face

5. Legs & bottom

6. boobs (any size is ok but they have to match and no more than 2)

Oh yeah, who is Vic? Got a pic?

Type to you later, Sketti

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

So what you're saying is that you'd be happy with anyone who has a personality (no secific type), some intelligence (but no specified de-minimis), a face, legs, bottom and 2 boobs.

I have a colleague, Dave, who fits all of those criteria. And he's never dated me. Oh, hang on a minute....

bonniepirateanne · Date: Jan 27, 2004

>psst sketti.. you know vic is dazza's wife right??<

Joe · Ah Pity Da Foo!

I was gonna let him know a little bit later

VicM · Baaaaa. No, really - Just Baaaaa.

shhhhhhhhhhhhhh...... I thought I was on to a good thing there

bonniepirateanne · Date: Jan 27, 2004

sorrrrry guys..

guess i ruined that joke.. best not tell sketti that susan and darren work in the same office either

Sketti · Bored Member

----Post Driveby----

My bro Darren is married!!! Why is the bro always the last one to know. I guess I can't flirt with Vic now so who's left? Where is Jadettles when I need her. So Vic what made you married big Darren??? Does he have $$$$? Also, I must protest!!! Darren why were you talking about your woman's twins on national chat? Don't worry though I don't blame you, I blame Sharon and Katie. They should be supervising you better. Well gotta go for now, I have way to much work. But I had to at least say hi to my friends from across the pond and beyond. So HI Bye

Sketti · Bored Member

P.S.

Katie who is Susan???

VicM · Baaaaa. No, really - Just Baaaaa.

Oh Sketti - I'm so sorry.

Darren doesn't have £££££s I'm afraid but he's really quite nice once you get to know him!!

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

Awwwwww.... You'd almost think she liked me!

'Ere, Vic. You wanna come over my place tonight?

Susan · Tickle me, Elmo! I'm Roger Moore's Stunt Double!

Hi Sketti, I'm the one & only Susan

aka DD's long suffering sidekick at work

aka a buddy of some kind to DD & Vic

aka a buddy to you all, if you'll let me

aka someone who's been struggling with setting up her new PC & who had lost the link to this site for over a week.

bonniepirateanne · Date: Jan 31, 2004

i wondered where you had been susan

welcome back :)

Susan · Tickle me, Elmo! I'm Roger Moore's Stunt Double!

WOW! Someone missed me. I think I'm gonna cry.

I missed you all too.