The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Servants were required to work on Christmas. They were responsible for making the holiday run smoothly for wealthy landowners. They were allowed to take leave on December 26th and visit their families. The employers gave each servant a box containing gifts and bonuses. In addition, around the 800s' churches opened their alms boxes (boxes where people place monetary donations) and distributed the contents to poor.
I'm taking leave on 26th too, but I get to visit the Mother-in-law from Hell.
Picture a car, laden with Christmas presents, children being strapped into the back, ready to leave...
Mother in law from hell: "So how far away do these friends you're visiting live?" Me: "Only a couple of miles. In Corfe Mullen." Mother in law from hell: "And what time are you due there?" Me: "We said between 10 and 10.30." Mother in law from hell: "So you don't HAVE to leave just yet do you?" Me: "Carol, it's already 10.15. We want to get going" Mother in law from hell: "You can stay a bit longer. I'm family, they're only friends."