The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Some dozy bint decided that it's a good idea to bring her child into the office. All I could hear for over an hour was things like "Do you want to show Kim your Blankie" and strange gurgling noises accompanied by high pitched squeaking from the little creature itself.
Here's an analogy for you:
Going for a poo is a natural bodily function (do you see where I'mgoing with this yet?).
Vomiting is a natural bodily function.
Sneezing is a natural bodily function.
Would you then take the product of these natural bodily functions and show them round the office?
I think not.
So why do parents feel the need to take the product of their natural bodily functions (i.e. childbirth) and show them round the office, eh?
Our reaction to children in the office should be the same as that to a turd or pool of sick in the office - i.e. "Ewwwww. Gross."
Aww. Cian and Natalia were so looking forward to seeing their Uncle Darren today. I guess I'd better break the news to them that Uncle Darren doesn't want to see them...
There is a woman that is the next cube to me and whenever either of her kids (or both) get sick or are otherwise not in school she brings them in. I get sick all the time and it drives me up the wall. The boss won't say anything because she does the same crap with her kids (although less frequently). I guess she does not want to be a hypocrit.
I would imagine that you yourself were once a prepubesent little turd and was probably taken to a parents workplace with the sole purpose of irritating people.
This is just one way that people who have kids exact revenge upon work colleagues who have, in one way or another, irritated them in the past.
What exactly did you do to provoke such extreme hatred?
quote: Originally posted by: BIG al "I would imagine that you yourself were once a prepubesent little turd and was probably taken to a parents workplace with the sole purpose of irritating people."
Er, no, only on the weekends when Mum was curling and no one was in the office!
