The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Funky Bass Player, eh? I think I can guess who you are then! On behalf of the Bored Boarders of the Magical Jammie Kingdom of the Jammie Dodger Bored Board I welcome you into our jammie fold! It's a bit sticky, I know, but that's the nature of jam for you!