The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Exsqueeze me! I'm just trying to keep the board going in Fat Boys absence!
Aww. Does saying these things make you nostalgic for your old food baby, Steady Weady. I remember the time, not so long ago, when the corner shop 300 yards from my house was too far a distance for you to traverse without a petrol fuelled vehicle...