The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
The BBC http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/page/item/epeng001.shtml?src=ip_potpw
Up here in Scotland Real radio annouced that the space shuttle was being emergancy re-routed to Cumbernauld Airport resulting in massive traffic jams in Cumbernauld, The Scottish Sun reported that Glasgow airport was being renamed John Smeaton International in recognition of the baggage handler that kicked a terrorist.
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I aint no wide eyed rebel, but I aint no preachers son.
