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Sp4nD3xM4n


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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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sha76jam


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He'd chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

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About 4 planks - just enough to prove a woodchuck can chuck wood but not enough for a woodchuck to do his back in chucking wood as a woodchuck would.

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bonniepirateanne


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how funny is this one -->

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ddvmor


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Did you laugh so hard you pooed yourself?

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bonniepirateanne


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no, my ass fell off

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ddvmor


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I'm very sorry to hear that.  I know of a very reputable surgeon who can sew it back on for a tenner.

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