The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
You are APRIL/BONNIE You have a dual personality and four tits... Hang on, getting my wires crossed here. You are a very focussed individual also very hands on and practical with whatever you encounter but what you gain on that side of things you have lost in imagination and creativity which can sometimes lead to outbursts of rage involving spoons, yoghurt and small rabbits. You are a person firmly based here and now and avoid flights of fancy or doing things on a whim. Despite your lack of imagination though you are very skilled and patient and you have an up-to-date fashion sense although you'll never be a trend setter, more like a step behind really. You should really work on your people skills and stop saying "what" all the time.
You are DEVON MILES You have strong principals and convictions, you know whats right and wrong and you like it when it's right. You can come across as a bit of a fuddy duddy sometimes but lets be honest, you are. You are gentle, caring and considerate but sadly, about as exciting as a pot noodle after you've just eaten steak and at times you can also come across as very odd and out of place. Take heart from the fact that you are a natural leader though and have the compassion that all good leaders have, you'd make a fine king one day if a slightly dandy one with a decidedly interesting style of dress. You are an example to us all... sadly one we ignore.
quote: Originally posted by: ddvmor "I would, Nate, mate. But I'd be afraid that I might set my meagre beard on fire. It'd take me weeks to get it back again. "
No worries mate, there aren't very many clubs that serve 'em!