The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
So, I had an eventful trip home from the JDKs tonight. As I got near to home I found a body in the road and a car 'maneuvering' suspiciously. It looked like it was going to drive off so I blocked the road with the Steadmobile and got out - so did the driver, a woman as it turned out.
She told me that the body in the road was the passenger from her car, who whilst p1ssed as a fart having had a run in with her boyfriend earlier announced "I cant takes it anymore shazza!" and threw herself out of the moving car. Yes, that's right - out of the moving car.
After administering some pretty basic first aid, I was stuck out in the cold directing traffic for half an hour, managing to get the other plebs to call an ambulance and not move this dozy bint, until the ambulance turned up and then finally the filth showed up to take control. She was still unconscious and being loaded into the ambulance when I left!
Plebs...
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
Marginally suprised you didn't just stamp on her head to"put her out of her misery" ;)
Good on you though mate for doing the decent thing, pretty horrendous thing to deal with.
It was suprisingly calm to deal with (though I was tempted by your solution above - too many damn witnesses though!) I think because I didnt actually see the 'dive' it was just like dealing with someone asleep in the road for some unknown reason!
My details are with the rozza's though so I may get to here what happened in the end - not holding my breath though.
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
Good on you for helping (although if you hadn't you'd be the kind of person who'd need shooting with a crossbow, which could cause a bit of a quandry!).
So, Susan, I didn't realise you had knowledge of Stead's underpants?!!!
So, Susan, I didn't realise you had knowledge of Stead's underpants?!!!
There are certain (dis)advantages of hanging out with Daz & Stead. Being seen with them when Stead's wearing his superhero outfit (pants on the outside) is one!
...Ben
