The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Bank robber in spain takes a hostage and demands a motorbike which he uses to escape. Police used advanced motorcycle stopping tequniques to catch him...
They should play that to every motorcyclist at least once a week - I was greeted this morning with a moron on a bike coming right at me on a country lane. Thankyfully I was driving sensibly. If I'd been abusing the speed limit like he had been... he'd be dead right now.
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
