The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Yep, UA is getting serious, to the point of being sad, I try to avoid it now, anyone worth talking to would be here anyway, rather than sadding their day away talking about modules and inner joins!
'Scuse me, but we can't all get here during the day! (Or maybe I'm not worth talking to either?) I am however available for mad illogical ramblings, exchange of insults or general whinging by PM anytime anyone's bored!
I swear i have code that looks like that - no wonder my head is pickled with it all!
It just got worse - i have been handed a mess of a database and have to sort it all out including nice forms and all the queries that they can dream of - no Normalising stuff here thankyouverymuch either young man - and have it finished by friday
I hate work. I can't stand it. I sit here looking at my darned computer for 7 hours on Monday and Friday. That's all I do at work: stare at the stupid computer. Occassionally, I get to see something amusing on it, but most often it's just boring as a ceiling.
That stupid query drove me insane. I can't stand it anymore. No more. AHHHHHHHHHHHHrgh.
So, the other day, I ate a pizza. And the two days before that, I ate a pizza. And a day before that, I ate a pizza. A day before that, I don't think I ate much, but I did eat a pizza. Usually, I have trouble finding much to eat amongst all the food in my house, so I eat pizza.
) I am however available for mad illogical ramblings, exchange of insults or general whinging by PM anytime anyone's bored!
