The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
On another board I'm on the topic of your country's universal dislike for celery came up. So I'm just curious what your thoughts are on it ;) Is it really that offensive?
If you do like it... how do you enjoy your celery? Raw? In Soup? With peanut butter and raisins?
I like celery... I like it in soup and chopped into salads - cooked and raw. However, I'm not sure I would enjoy eating a whole stick of it on it's own without lots of interesting dips, it can get a bit hard going after a while
I know for a fact that the JDK can't even go near the stuff - it makes him sick