The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Okey Dokey. I've sent everyone a PM telling them who to 'buy' for. Unfortunately, I forgot to log Vic off the laptop before I did so, so the PMs are actually from Her. Well, me... masquerading as her.
Try and get it done by next weekend - then we can reveal over the Chiristmas weekend. It'll be like we're all stitting around a tree giving each other lovely gifts.
Actually, it'll be more like we're all sitting around our respective computers taunting each other with gifts we could have received but didn't.