The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Sharon and I have been dicussing (whilst we're supposed to be at tork, working) plans for a Jammie Dodger Bored Board Virtual Secret Santa. If that's too much of a mouthful for you, we'll call it JDBBVSS for short.
Here's how it works:
1. You let me know if you want to participate by registering your interest on this thread by the end of the week.
2. I collate the names and, using a complicated random selection procedure (on which I haven't quite decided - maybe Nate could provide us with a clever Access or Excel solution), assign each participant with the name of another participant and advise 'em by e-mail over the weekend.
3. Each participant has a week to find for their victim the coolest, silliest or most appopriate item which can be bought from an online shop. NOT EBAY. You're not allowed to use Ebay, 'cos that'd be too easy! Cost is no object, as you won't actually be buying it!
4. At the end of the week, each participant must declare their designated present-ee and the gift that they have selected. A name, a link to the item and, if neccessary an explanation for the selection is all that is required.
5. We all vote on the coolest, silliest or cleverest present and the winner gets... er... a bag full of kudos.
..................Estonia! For most of that time, but guess I could fit in a quick virtual shop if you can guarentee no virtual grannies & no virtual pushchairs.
quote: Originally posted by: NateO "I'm in! Here's the random sorter: http://www.utteraccess.com/forums/showthreaded.php?Number=426063 Run it twice. I.e., list in column A, run it to generate column B, then run it again to generate column C, then use the pairings in B & C. "