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I am the Jammie King!




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Secret Santa


So, then.


Sharon and I have been dicussing (whilst we're supposed to be at tork, working) plans for a Jammie Dodger Bored Board Virtual Secret Santa.  If that's too much of a mouthful for you, we'll call it JDBBVSS for short.


Here's how it works:


1. You let me know if you want to participate by registering your interest on this thread by the end of the week.


2. I collate the names and, using a complicated random selection procedure (on which I haven't quite decided - maybe Nate could provide us with a clever Access or Excel solution), assign each participant with the name of another participant and advise 'em by e-mail over the weekend.


3. Each participant has a week to find for their victim the coolest, silliest or most appopriate item which can be bought from an online shop.  NOT EBAY.  You're not allowed to use Ebay, 'cos that'd be too easy!  Cost is no object, as you won't actually be buying it!


4. At the end of the week, each participant must declare their designated present-ee and the gift that they have selected.  A name, a link to the item and, if neccessary an explanation for the selection is all that is required.


5. We all vote on the coolest, silliest or cleverest present and the winner gets... er... a bag full of kudos.


That's it.  Carry on.  Go about your business.



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I'm in.

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No you're not.  You're Susan.  I know this to be true.

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yerbut, nobut, yerbut, nobut, oh bollox, you're right.

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"I'm Lois!"


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I'm in

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No you're not, you're...  oh.  I made that joke already...

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It's OK.  It's Monday morning.  We can make allowances.

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I'm Charles!

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Are you sure you're not 'In'?  Everyone else is!

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I'm in............


 


 


..................Estonia!  For most of that time, but guess I could fit in a quick virtual shop if you can guarentee no virtual grannies & no virtual pushchairs.



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Well we expect an extra special estonian presnt from you!

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I'm in!


Here's the random sorter:


http://www.utteraccess.com/forums/showthreaded.php?Number=426063


Run it twice. I.e., list in column A, run it to generate column B, then run it again to generate column C, then use the pairings in B & C.



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I'm Vicky - and I'm in too!!


I'm listening to Hedwig at the moment - very cool!



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quote:

Originally posted by: NateO

"I'm in! Here's the random sorter: http://www.utteraccess.com/forums/showthreaded.php?Number=426063 Run it twice. I.e., list in column A, run it to generate column B, then run it again to generate column C, then use the pairings in B & C. "

Nicely, Oh great and mighty one!

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Don't mention it mate! One for the cause!


By twice, I mean call the private sub twice like such:


Call rnPk([a1:a10], [b1:b10])
Call rnPk([a1:a10], [c1:c10])


Changing 10 to the last cell's row number (obviously).



-- Edited by NateO at 23:32, 2004-12-06

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Ok.  I won't mention it.  I'll you in silence.

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D, how can I send a sloppy kiss over t'internet?

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Type your e-mail.


Lick the screen.


Send your e-mail.



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Sage.

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Onion

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wrong thread.


Turkey



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Mmmmm, stuffing.

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I won't put my first choice of response!!


mmmmmm roast potatos (or top tats as chalkie likes to call 'em!)



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Where is Chalkie? Is he being a One Post Wonder?  Like Leah?

-- Edited by ddvmor at 17:56, 2004-12-11

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Ok, Dudes and Dudettes.  I currently have the following entrants into the JDBBVSS.  Any more for any more?


Chaga
Darren
Nate
Sharon
Stead
Susan
Vic



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Where's Kate mate?

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Where's Kate mate? Said Nate... which was... great


 


Sorry...



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Oh Stead.

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Never too late, mate. Be sure to save the date, don't be late, cause it's fate and it's gonna be great!


 




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Fancy wing of skate on a plate garnished with a date?


  If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.



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