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ddvmor


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...assuming they don't manage to kill themselves first!



-- Edited by ddvmor at 01:07, 2008-02-16

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Some people are only alive because it's against the law to kill them...jawdrop.gif...Ben

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I kept expecting them to do something exciting, but it never happened.

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You mean like fall?

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ddvmor wrote:

You mean like fall?



 yes



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omfg.gif No.  Just NO.

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Well, I was initially assuming they were preparing for a base jump or something, not that they couldn't find a gym to take them & so had to make do.

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Ooh, Stead, get yourself a bulk order in for crossbow bolts - a report was mentioned in this morning's Metro which calculates that the current UK population needs to be reduced by two thirds to become truly sustainable. You know what to do.

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So I'd be performing an eco-service?

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Indeed. Maybe you could get a grant?

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Are you suggesting that everyone named 'Grant' be shot with one of Stead's patented hollow tipped crossbow bolts?

I found the metro article here. It's very short:

The Earth can no longer support the number of people who live in it, a report has warned.

There are 1.2billion people too many and, if populations continue to grow at present rates, it could cause wars and starvation, said the think tank the Optimum Population Trust.

In Britain, the 60 million-plus population would have to be cut by two-thirds to be ecologically sustainable, the report adds.


On a slightly different tack, but maintaining the interest in crossbow targets, please consider this as a contender.

-- Edited by ddvmor at 13:40, 2008-02-18

-- Edited by ddvmor at 15:30, 2008-02-18

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Who the Hell let those people reproduce??? omg.gif

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Well I didn't see you jumping in and stopping them!

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