The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
So then. The Valentines day nonsense is now done with for another year and I'd like to gather your thoughts on it. You seem to be an intelligent bunch (mostly) and I think I know where the trend is going to lie.
Valentines is a load of old c*ck - thats all I have to say about it really.
Like mothers day or fathers day it was invented by Woolworths (along with Christmas). If you care about the person you're with you'll let them know all year round (in my case by staying away from them - thats the greatest gift I can think to give) -
So there -
That's all - you may go
Good thread JDK
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"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
Hmm, although I've gone with the middle option my view is slightly different (more so for Mother's day though). I'm going with a established British tradition, taken over & twisted into commercial nonsense.
I remember caring about Valentine's day when I was about 12 or 13. It was big deal at the time, HUGE in fact. And John Trent never did make or buy me a card. I was devastated.
Nowadays it's just another day on which I don't receive flowers. Ah well, the Status Quo is resumed.