The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
My mouths is watering. I may be drooling slightly. Why? Because I came across this article which described how to make a pig out of pork products! I know it's bad for me, but look:
But by far the most important thing to come out of the article is this helpful diagram: