The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Since we're all such experienced political commentatoratorers, I thought I'd get the offcial Bored Board view on the so-called 'scandal' surrounding Mr Blunkett:
Blunkett faces new visa questions David Blunkett is facing new questions about whether he "fast-tracked" a visa application for his ex-lover's nanny.
The Daily Mail is publishing what it says are two Home Office letters to Leoncia Casalme, Kimberly Quinn's nanny.
The first tells her it could take up to a year to process her visa claim, but another letter 19 days later says she can now stay in the UK indefinitely.
But Mr Blunkett's spokesman says he has done nothing wrong and the reported letters change nothing.
Letters shift
Ex-civil servant Sir Alan Budd has been appointed by the government to review the handling of the visa application and examine all the papers.
Mr Blunkett has said he checked Ms Casalme's application for permanent residence was filled in correctly but did not intervene to get it approved.
The letters published in the Daily Mail do not mention Mr Blunkett or indicate that he interfered in the process.
BBC political editor Andrew Marr said the letters were only circumstantial evidence but on the face of it were "potentially very damaging".
A letter to Miss Casalme on 23 April 2003 says her application cannot be decided immediately.
It says: "The waiting period for these cases is about 12 months at the moment...
"On current performance, we estimate that your application will be decided by January 2004."
But a second letter dated the 12 May tells Miss Casalme: "You can now remain indefinitely in the United Kingdom."
Apology
Conservative shadow home secretary David Davis said: "If the Daily Mail story is correct, it is very difficult to understand how this can be the normal length of procedure for an application to remain.
"Mr Blunkett will have to explain precisely how this rapid processing of the application came about. If he influenced this matter, his position is untenable."
The reports emerged after Mr Blunkett said he was repaying £180 to Parliament for the first class train ticket he gave to then lover Mrs Quinn. He apologised for his "genuine mistake"
The rail warrants are intended for MPs' spouses and Mr Blunkett's spokesman said he had now realised his error.
Mark Leech, editor of the Prison's Handbook, complained about the rail ticket to Parliament's standards watchdog, Sir Philip Mawer.
Despite Mr Blunkett's admission, Mr Leech said he still wants an inquiry, saying: "I have come across many cases where prison officers have been made to resign over falsified expense claims. This is no different."
Sir Philip says he will look at the evidence behind the complaint before deciding whether to investigate.
Mrs Quinn, who is seven months pregnant, was admitted to hospital on Monday night amid the stress caused by the controversy.
Her husband, Stephen, said the problems were not serious but he did not know when she would be discharged.
Downing Street denies Tory suggestions the scope of that inquiry is too narrow, saying the Home Office would look at less serious issues.
Tony Blair's official spokesman also rejected suggestions that the prime minister had prejudged the review when he predicted it would exonerate Mr Blunkett.
The spokesman said that by giving Mr Blunkett his public backing, Mr Blair had just been expressing trust and confidence in his home secretary.
Politician caught with trousers down... nothing new there really - the papers will let him deal with this then wheel out the next one then the next one until he resigns -
I think its pretty clear she has a list of the things he has "helped out with"
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I think the question really is, though - do we really care that he has 'helped out' on occasion? How many times have one of us used our position within our organisation or called in a favour to sort out a problem or cut corners for a friend or colleague. As for the train ticket... sounds like a simple mistake to me.
This is hardly earth shattering stuff - just seems like a carefully timed newspaper selling exercise to me. What else is on the list? His predilection for taking office biros home or checking the cricket scores on the internet when he should be working?
I have to agree. Train ticket - oops. He's offered to pay it back. Visa - who give's a monkey's uncle? Loads of other people had their applications cleared much quicker than expected at the same time as the Nanny did.
Leave the guy alone. He's got more important things to do for us than defend himself against petty opposition MPs and their sordid little trouble-making, newspaper-selling tricks.
quote: Originally posted by: ddvmor "I think the question really is, though - do we really care that he has 'helped out' on occasion? ...
I think this is more to do with brown and blair... have you noticed that none of browns "Friends" like Prescot have stepped forward to defend him? I think this is the beginnings of Brown attempting to dismantle blairs circle - he is pretty hacked off that Blair is going for a third term - means Brown will be almost 60 by the time he gets the top job.
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson