The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Here's a link for you. Basically it's 10 videos of people falling off their bikes in various ways. Most of them aren't very funny, But numbers 2 and 3 are great, even though you can see 'em coming a mile off! Oddly their number 1 isn't.