The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I read this particular news story and I just wondered how on earth this woman thought that she would get away with it. She not only left evidence on her computer, she prepared the poisoned meal and gave it to her husband in their own home. Did she really think they wouldn't ask questions or do an autopsy if her husband died suspiciously. I'm at a loss to understand...
People need to watch more of "New Detectives" "FBI Files" "Cold Case Files" and any of the other shows like that on the discovery channels. Not that I would ever do anything.. but I think I've got a decent idea of what NOT to do should I ever feel so inclined to do something horrible. Not that I would.. absolutely not... but yeah...