The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Virgil Smith. He's hiding marijuana inside his firewood!"
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the FBI agents descend on Virgil's house.
They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they broke open every piece of wood, but found no marijuana. They sneered at Virgil and left.
The phone rang at Virgil's house. "Hey Virgil! This here's Floyd. Did the FBI come?"
Two rednecks are in the woods hunting for deer. Suddenly a deer runs in between them and one of the rednecks fires his gun, misses the deer but hits his huntingpartner. In panic he calls 911.
Operator : "How can I help you?"
Redneck : "I think I just killed my partner while hunting for deer. What should I do?"
Operator : "Don't panic, first make sure he is dead."
Redneck : "Ok, give me a moment."
The operator waits, keeps listening and suddenly hears a gunshot.
