The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Not sure if it's real or has been photoshopped, but either way it made me chuckle...
These men are installing bollards to stop cars parking on the pavement outside an Irish sports bar. They are cleaning up at the end of the day. How long do you think it will be before they realize?
It is a bar after all. They probably planned it all in advance, so that they could phone the missus and say 'I'm sorry love, I'm still at the pub, so I am. Would ya believe that we went and cemented bollards all the way round the van and now can't get out? We'll just have to sit it out, begorrah!'
...Ben
...Ben
