The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
The quote of the day at the bottom of the Bored Board is often somewhat uninteresting.
Whilst talking with Stead the other day, I uttered a statement that, in context made pefect sense but out of context was awe insipringly odd whilst giving the impression that it might be profound in some ineffable way.
What awesome quote have you come up with? Your own, mind - not nicked off anyone else. My entry of the day is:
"The thing with mouths and feet is that they never stop bleeding!" - JDK 2008.
