The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Wishing you all a wonderful Christmas from the land downunder!
There's no snowy scenes to be had for us poor southern hemisphians but there is the Queens Christmas message and Only Fools and Horses on TV on Christmas day....
Have a merry one and I'll see some of you folks when I'm back in the UK for 10 days next March.