The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
You're locked in a room with them, due to an improbably yet hilarious set of circumstances. No way out, I'm afraid. Not until you've taken 'em on! Or down. Or out. Or whatever...
Can I not use them to make a human ladder, thus allowing me to escape from the improbably high, but conveniently unlocked, window, in a suitably slapstick fashion?
I'd hire my wife's lawyer to represent me against them...That'll not only turn their hair gray but leave a lifelong scar to remind them never to mess with me again...Ben
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"It must be mounted on a tripod!...It must be mounted on a tripod!" - Cmdr. Frederick Mohr
It would be mass extinction - I'd enjoy it - the bodies would pile up so high I'd be elevated out of the enclosure - bring it on!
I tried the site but as soon as I clicked "show me the score" it took me to some poxy dating site - here I am getting all excitied about butchering scores of children in ever more violent and creative ways and they go and try and force me into some cockawful relationship designed to produce the little bastards in the first place!.... pfffff
I just got back from London - I'm a bit stressed....
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
