The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
... by this alarmingly precarious pile of washing up that catfish has done!
It's a bit like Jenga. Often in the morning, I'll come downstairs and need a mug or a bowl from the bottom of the pile. So I'm subjected to a rather complicated process whereby each item must be removed in exactly the right oder, without disturbing the delicate balance of the structure! It's a good way to get started in the morning - kinda like doing a bit of Brain Training!
Which is a roundabout way of saying that he's your bitch!
Kevin! You shoud should be ashamed of youself, man! Have you no pride? Stand up for yourself! Draw a line in the sand and say 'No More. I shall no longer be the oppressed beneficiary of your evil dish storage tyranny! '
...Ben
...Ben
