The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
a meeting you'd forgotten about with someone so dull you end up assimilating the knowledge through your eyelids
another meeting starting immediately after the first one finishes
no food for lunch
leaving the office late with just enough time to pick the kids up if the bus comes on time
drunk Irishman at bus stop smoking & drinking cheap whiskey, singing loudly and professing that he wants to kill "prrrrresssssidennnnnt Boooosh"
bus is 25 minutes late, drunk Irishman seems to be welded to the bus stop perch
arrive at park and ride to dash home just within speed limits
get home, climb out of car and see that someone has scratched their key down the entire length of the passenger side of my car
That was the day that was. The one that I'd rather wasn't.
Apart from my lunch half hour which was pleasantly spent in the company of the King. I must be thankful for small mercies, for glimmers of light on a foggy day. I will endeavour to have a better day tomorrow.
quote: Originally posted by: ddvmor "Have to confess, the irishman was my idea. I paid him to provide entertainment while you waited for the bus that I delayed. "
I had the same thing happen when I first got my car. Some little punk kid at Denny's didn't like that I parked my car next to his bicycle and scratched my hood from one end to the other. Still there too and that was like 5 years ago.
The Bank weren't too pleased when I called them this afternoon with claim number two. They're gonna have to shell out an estimated £1000 for an almost complete respray.
And it's gonna be in the shop for at least 4 days. They do Ford KA's as courtesy cars.
Honestly. It's kinder this way. The vandals actually enjoy the thrill of the hunt. Epecially the end bit where they're torn apart and eaten alive by rabid hounds. And think of the good it does the local economy as well... Old Toothless Dave and Six Fingered Jack would have to get real jobs if we banned the hunt.
