The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
In the adjacent park area, pretty hustlers and drug peddlers go about their business.I've seen the movie and there's nothing pretty about the hustlers in the opening scene..."Petty", yes; "pretty", no...If they can't check their spelling in the first paragraph, chances are the rest of the script may be inaccurate, also...I'll just find my VHS copy and watch it again......Ben
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"It must be mounted on a tripod!...It must be mounted on a tripod!" - Cmdr. Frederick Mohr
Someone tell me a joke. Or a humorous anecdote. Anything...
I was told a joke today in the office. I'm not brilliant at remembering jokes (and I'm not so good at knowing stuff about cars either) but it went something like this -
There was a mechanical engineer, a chemist and a member of IT support travelling in a car together and they break down in the middle of nowhere. The mechanical engineer is trying to re-start the car and he says 'I think it sounds as though the pistons are misfiring, I think I can sort this out if we get the bonnet open'. The chemist disagrees and says 'No, no it sounds as though the fuel/air mix is wrong, I think we need to call the AA'. The mechanical engineer gets is a strop and they both arguing about what to do. That's when the IT support guy calmly says 'Why don't we all try getting out of the car and getting back in again?'
...Ben
