The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Oops, Happy Birthday Kaz! (you have my permission to be a day late for mine now!) ((although I wasn't really a day late properly, only on here))
But you gave me a proper card at the weekend, so in fact you were 3 days early! I have a card for you too, so I shall make sure that the JDK gives it to you tomorrow... Whoops... I so could have worded that better... you know what I mean
Thank you also to Ben, Steveo and Aodan for the Birthday Wishes !