The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Now, before I start, I do realise the irony that by making this post I am almost guilty of the very thing that annoys me, but I'll just have to live with that. In my defence, at least I'm aware of what I'm doing. Also, it will take you mere seconds to read this, and you can choose stop at any point.
Right, now that's out the way: What is it about people who feel the need to spend ages moaning at me about how much their other half moans about things? It's starting to really get on my nerves! As I'm having trouble believing it's all one sided I'm also struggling to sympathise.
God, I hate it when people moan about people who moan about their other halves moaning about stuff.
There's a guy in my office who spends time moaning to me about people I've never heard of moaning to him about things I care little about. Sometimes I moan to other people about him.
That said, I'm histronic, apprently. So you can ignore me. I'll probably get upset about it.
