The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
The ultimate protection for your iPod. Make it absolutely theft proof! Hide it in a Zune!
Introducing Hide-a-Pod You love your iPod. Its a great product. You take it everywhere and you use it every day. But owning a device so desirable and fashionable as an iPod comes with one major drawback . . . the iPod has become a target for theft. So how can you take your iPod out of your home without fear?
Welcome to the Anti-Social You made a smart choice in choosing an iPod. And now you can protect it from theft and still enjoy using it in public with the new Hide-a-Pod anti-theft case.
Its really very simple. Just tell us what iPod model you want to protect and we provide a gutted and hinged Zune with our custom molded iPod casing adapter. We also include a custom cable from the Zunes controls (see FAQ) and audio output jack that you simply plug into your iPod. No iPod modifications are necessary.
My understanding is that the humour in the article is derived from the fact that the Zune is a microsoft product and therefore rubbish. By disguising your super-trendy Ipod as a Zune, it becomes instantly unattractive to would be thieves due to it's rubbishness.
That said, I don't particularly rate ipods either. They're a decidedly average product with no particularly innovatve functions.