The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Rochester just caught and dealt with this little critter that got in the house (I'm still not sure if it's a mouse or a shrew). Admittedly if Rochester hadn't been chasing it, it might not have ran into the house, but I'm still glad he was there to get rid of it for me. I surprised myself by shreaking and swearing when it ran behind the sofa... I almost became one of those people who jump on a chair and scream when they see a mouse...
Well, he already makes an adequate lap or foot warmer. He guards the house for me. He eats all of that nasty cat food stuff that I keep seeing lying arounbd as well...
I am living breathing evidence of his warding off skills - I only have to be in the house for a few minutes before he makes my eyes water and I start sneezing and finding it difficult to catch my breath, so forcing me to leave.
Ah - No camping Rochester! less we set up a snipers position and pic you off with the ease of a 14 yr old with nothing better to do than playing Halo 3 online...
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
...I hope the noise didn't scare Rochester...Ben
