The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
ddvmor wrote:Ahh. he's just showing his age. Which by all counts is quite old. Which side were you on in the Civil War, Truckers? You're probably referring to the War of Northern Aggression and who said it's over?...... ddvmor wrote:Maybe we should sing...
Either you've never heard me sing or you want to drive Katie further away......Ben
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"It must be mounted on a tripod!...It must be mounted on a tripod!" - Cmdr. Frederick Mohr
The last time I sang in church they closed it and re-opened as a used car lot...The pastor became a drunken derelict after his release from the asylum......
I haven't sung a note since (The court order was permanent)...Ben
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"It must be mounted on a tripod!...It must be mounted on a tripod!" - Cmdr. Frederick Mohr