The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Film the skyline on a really sunny day. Use the blue sky as a bluescreen in Premiere Pro or similar. Wave some Jammie Dodgers around in front of a bluecreen (a.k.a. old blue blanket). Superimpose on a sky background and then superimpose that onto the skyline footage.