The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Apparently it's real. I couldn't be bothered to read the whole article, but I will be taking great pleasure in explaining to my younger brother that he is 33% more likely to be gay than me (although I'm likely to accidentally negelect the words 'likely to be').
So who here thinks they can spot a gay person on the street? I'm not sure I could, unless they were advertising it by being outrageously effeminate or holding hands with another boy...
There was something in the article about finger length and... er... stuff. If you have fingers then you're probably gay. I may have got that bit wrong.