The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I have to write a report this afternoon - actually its a plan on how I propose to run the next leg of my Project for my Director but I dont want to do it. I've had WEEKS to do it and now she's back from holiday on Monday and I have a meeting with her to present the plan - including how I'm gonna oversee her management team to make sure they deliver (which is the big picture stuff) but also put all the little detaily crap in it too incase she wants to micromanage for a few moments...
I need words of encouragement or a crafty way to get out of it... I'm not picky.
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
Not a bad idea - she is a technophobe so it might just make her tune out and I can just sit there saying "La la la" until she gets bored and wanders off in search of some cheese...
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
Or you could just take some cheese in with you and as soon as she looks like she's about to ask you something tricky, toss it out of the window and watch her follow it down!
That's the winning idea - it turns out I cant write it because I dont have some key MI but that is kinda my fault for not asking for it - I've asked for it today - so I'm gonna pretend the source of the MI are being slow... bet I dont get away with that!
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
