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HaloBurn


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Date: Aug 10, 2007
Quote of the week
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In work this week one of our service providers who provides web services described metadata (data attached to multi media files to assist searching) as....


"A bunch of hocus pocus written by scallywags with nothing better to do with their time"


Thought this was funny and ask what's the best and funniest thing that someone has said in your work recently?

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JonnyStead


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This is probably going to take a while noing my lot...

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sha76jam


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My colleague kept talking about prostrate cancer yesterday. I had to leave the room as I couldn't keep a straight face. (A special cancer that you only get when lying down maybe?)

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ddvmor


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I have a colleague who insists on pronouncing the word 'racist' as 'racialist'. It wouldn't be a problem only he keeps having to go to race relations claims meetings with customers who are convinced that we're ripping them off becuase they're foreign.

It's this guy in fact. There's no end to his hilarious exploits...

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JonnyStead


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My God we send him to meet with customers? Have we gone insane?

I wouldnt let him on a till

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