The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
In work this week one of our service providers who provides web services described metadata (data attached to multi media files to assist searching) as....
"A bunch of hocus pocus written by scallywags with nothing better to do with their time"
Thought this was funny and ask what's the best and funniest thing that someone has said in your work recently?
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I aint no wide eyed rebel, but I aint no preachers son.
My colleague kept talking about prostrate cancer yesterday. I had to leave the room as I couldn't keep a straight face. (A special cancer that you only get when lying down maybe?)
I have a colleague who insists on pronouncing the word 'racist' as 'racialist'. It wouldn't be a problem only he keeps having to go to race relations claims meetings with customers who are convinced that we're ripping them off becuase they're foreign.
It's this guy in fact. There's no end to his hilarious exploits...