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sha76jam


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ddvmor wrote:

I don't have a knob





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ddvmor wrote:

I don't have a knob

That would explain a lot...idea...Ben



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Aodan


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oh. my.

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JonnyStead


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Not something the JDK can say, apparently...

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ddvmor


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You are all sad, pathetic and cheap individuals. In the past I had thought of you as intelligent people, above this sort of thing. But no, as soon as the opportunity for a knob gag comes along, there you all are, gagging on the knob as hard as you can! It sickens me, it really does. How does it feel, gagging on my knob, hmm? Hope you choke on it! nod.gif

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JonnyStead


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As hengle would say - "You suck it down like a day old calf..."

One of the great lines...

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ddvmor


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Knob. Choke. That is all.

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ddvmor wrote:
How does it feel, gagging on my knob, hmm? Hope you choke on it! nod.gif
How could anyone gag or choke on something that, by your own admission, doesn't even exist?...

The persecution rests its case...handshake.gif...Ben



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sha76jam


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Ooh, freaky! I've never met you, you live halfway across the world & yet you can still read my mind & type my thoughts before I get a chance! (The last line was a nice touch too - that I'd not thought of)

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sha76jam wrote:

I've never met you, you live halfway across the world & yet you can still read my mind & type my thoughts before I get a chance!


Just remember: Age and treachery will win over youth and dexterity every time...idea...Ben

Footnote: I'm not really treacherous, but then you may not be dexterous either...biggrin


-- Edited by Truckman at 22:52, 2007-08-19

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ddvmor


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I simply said that I didn't have one. That's because you lot have it and you're all gagging on it.

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ddvmor wrote:

I simply said that I didn't have one. That's because you lot have it and you're all gagging on it.


Tsk, tsk...It's sad to watch a drowning man clutching at passing straws...sadangel.gif...Ben



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sha76jam


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So Darren, you're trying to make us believe you have had your knob removed, cloned & inserted into each of our mouths? Weird, 'cos currently I'm tasting caramel waffle & swallowing quite happily.

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Sugarfree cherry pie and Ozarka water never tasted so good here...

So sorry you misplaced your knob...Maybe it'll show up some day...confused...Ben

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ddvmor


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Truckman wrote:

Tsk, tsk...It's sad to watch a drowning man clutching at passing straws...
Not quite as sad as a man gagging on passing knobs... no.gif
sha76jam wrote:
...I'm tasting caramel waffle & swallowing quite happily.
Yes... I've heard it tastes like that... nod.gif
Truckman wrote:
So sorry you misplaced your knob...Maybe it'll show up some day...
Presumably when you've finished with it! wink.gif

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JonnyStead


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Worst thread ever...


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LOL this thread made me laugh so hard I scared a cat.

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JonnyStead


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Is that a metaphore?

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ddvmor


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Hmm. It is now.

I can't come to the phone... I'm scaring a cat!

Are we there yet? I really need to scare a cat!

Don't go into Bedminster churchyard today... there's a flasher in there scaring a cat!

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Truckman


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ddvmor wrote:

Truckman wrote:
So sorry you misplaced your knob...Maybe it'll show up some day...
Presumably when you've finished with it! wink.gif
Hmmm...And they call Americans thick...headbang.gif...Ben



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wary.gif

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