The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
No really - I'm more bored than even the Jammie bored can help.
Any suggestions for how to make myself feel better? I think I'm bored with everything - I'm busy all the time, but with all the same stuff and when I'm not busy I'm still bored.
So, retail therapy helped a little - just ordered a FAB corset from Top Goth and a cool top with Butterflies on from Lipsy (it was in the sale - I saw it on Ebay and liked it, but the bidding was up to £25.00 and the picture wasn't too good so I thought I'd check out the Lipsy website to see what it was really like and it was in their sale items for a tenner - how cool is that!!).
Still feeling a bit depressed generally though. Gonna go and see if cider will help.
Nor did my alarm on my phone. How dare it not know to reset itself after it went off this morning - I fell asleep and woke up at 08:05!!! I left the house at 08:50 - luckily Steph (someone I work with) drove past me as I was coming out of the end of the road and gave a lift so I was still in work by 09:05.
The veggie chilli non carne in the canteen today was pants so I added a hash brown, piece of fried bread and a fried egg to it - that did improve it a little.
Now I feel greasy & fat and I should have just had a banana or something. Really gonna need that corset now.
So in summary - I am still depressed. Need a little excitement in my life - anyone know where I can get some?
Is that a genuinely thoughtful 'hmmmmm' or is it more the sort of 'hmmmmmmm' that a wife reserves for her husband when he says something inappropriate. I never can tell...