The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
So with the JDK away we have a lot less blithering to look at when we get bored. In the spirit of that and to encourage board usage I propose a competiton for who can come up with the silliest new topic.
The rules are -
It needs to be new It needs to have a URL for us to look at It cant be lifted from a mainstream news site
I think thats probably testing enough - so outchya go my little friends - go surfing and bring us something shiny and funny back to gawk at!
When we've had enough - say by thursday evening GMT I'mm summarise them into a voting post!
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson